she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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