Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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