Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
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