The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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