I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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