You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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