I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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