saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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