we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She even gives head with a lisp.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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