I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
if only i could text you this smell
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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