Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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