try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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