Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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