Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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