I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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