i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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