Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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