everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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