why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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