i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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