what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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