Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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