you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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