question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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