I seem to have left my pride at pride
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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