i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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