so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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