we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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