Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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