do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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