what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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