You're completely useless in the revolution.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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