Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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