did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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