He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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