Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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