yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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