i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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