College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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