He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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