just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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