I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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