I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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