tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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