Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
it glows. i had to have it.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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