Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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