I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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