I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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