i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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