that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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