I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
everyone is single if you try hard enough
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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