I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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