I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I did not marry a roomba.
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