I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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